Or has our pointless posting (me especially) frightened people off?

Well my honeymoon question was quite serious and VERY important!

Okay, Sorry H, I meant a meant a PhD type serious question. Still reckon Indonesia is a good call.

Zoiks DanB. I might have to use my brain to answer these!

RE: obesity; The Express today reports (on the front page) a "New Scientific discovery" that eating a high protein diet can help you lose weight. If only Dr Atkins had thought of such a trouble-free, easy, enjoyable way of losing weight.

Dear DanB. Please remember to address me by my new title Professor Von Winkelhasselhoffen (Instantdegrees.com). I think you know the answer to your question already don't you? Where do you go to get any PhD you like, for a small fee?

Yes, thats the paper.

I was shocked and suprised to see this news dominate the front page. Not because it is about 40 years too late, but because the front page is traditionally reserved for Princess Diana related things on a Wednesday.

Surely everyone knows that the timetable is:

Monday: The influx of scrounging Eastern Europeans is on the cusp of destroying our great nation.

Tuesday: All asylum seekers (terrorists to the layman) are given a free house and £50K on arrival

Wednesday: Princess Di

Thursday: Anti-social behaviour "spiralling out of control"

Friday: PC brigade "go mad"

My boyfriend has decided that Christa Ackroyd is a tart. On the basis that she has a different haircut every day, practically :P

Saturday: The internet is responsible for creating millions of paedophiles hell bent on abducting your children.

Anyone remember the mass press hysteria when there were those cases of the skin-eating bug?

Of course, it's all their fault. Presumably the hysteria over dangerous dogs could be blamed on them too.