Rita eating your Phd is traditional in Welsh universities. Not many foreign students realise this. Anyway, after three years no one complains. The world record is 27 minutes in Cardiff but that was Maths thesis and we know how they hate words!
have you tried the new sizzle and stir. You just sizzle and stir. It does exactly what it says on the can. Wait .. now am i using ronseal . oh dear. There is a phd heaven you know.