I've heard of one posgrad so infatuated with his work,
he regulary took his PhD thesis to bed!! So so sad!!

it's when you wake up in the AM with an empty bottle of wine and two glasses, a burnt out candle and a 6 foot long DNA molecule in your bed. THat's when you know you're obsessed

I always have sex with my thesis. Chapter 6 was particularly good last night. Thanks.

I hope he used protection, paper cuts can be nasty!

My thesis got me pregnant.

You'll be carrying your baby around for a long time then!

Thankfully most University regulations insist on the use of wipe-clean covers. Now I know why...

Clara, I just let out the most dirty giggle reading that and everyone in my office turned and looked at me with a raised eyebrow... And after reading some of your other posts I think you are a bit of a naughty minx...

Glad to see I amused you. I must apologise. I have a filthy mind...

Thesis sex is just plain painful

Redbull: if it hurts then you're obviously doing it all wrong! You're meant to roll it up first...

What about the hard covers or are we just talking about drafts here?

The hard ones can be more difficult owing to the sharp corners but they don't bend in the middle like the soft ones do. I guess it's a toss-up between pain and pleasure perhaps?

Why am I even posting on this thread?!

Could someone explain the difference between thesis sex and the phd position?

Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very very much....