I am bored. It is 3pm and I am B-O-R-E-D, Bored.
Everyone I know is at work, all of you are asleep, nothing on telly and I am unmotivated. How is a girl meant to procrastinate when there is nothing to do?
I can hear my mum saying "Only boring people get bored", well bugger it, I must be boring. Hmmm...maybe I should make a chocolate cake - that'll fill in half an hour. Later, sleepy heads.