I need a little sunshine in my lonely day of writing, so I kindly request an influx of jokes or humorous anecdotes from the assembled company. I shall start.
*Ahem*
Did you hear about the magic tractor?

.......................It turned into a field.
Boom Boom.
Who's next?

Three potatoes chatting about their future. One says "I'm going to marry royalty - a Jersey Royal!". The next says "I'm going to marry a King - King Edward!!". The third says "I'm going to marry Desmond Lynam because he's a common-tater".
Boom boom!!

Mog 8-)

Haha, nice one Mog 8-)

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(snowman) (snowman)
Two snowmen standing next to each other. One says, "Can you smell carrots...?"

One candle says to the other "are you going out tonight?"
:p

Loving the carrots Mog. 8-)

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That was a double posting again, wonder why it keeps happening.

Te snowman thing reminded me of something that happened at school. My friend became convinced the school smelt of cress, and was going on about it all day. She was very confused and couldn't understand why no-one else could smell the overwhelming whiff of cress she was getting. At the end of the day she realised she had a piece of cress wedged in her nostril. We still find that hilarious.