I am in work and so tired. I have tried giving myself lots of food and caffeine, but still falling asleep on my desk.
please entertain me to keep me awake til 5

Well, I have a nasty rash I'd like you to take a look at...What do you mean you can't? Didn't they teach you anything at medical school?!

WHO CARES ABOUT WORK!!!! You should be out celebrating

That's true! but I just went to get money out of the bank and the bank wouldnt let me
How mean is that?!!
So i need to work so I get paid and can carry on the celebrations

15 minutes to go until I go home. Should be going home to sleep, except have just been persuaded to go out and celebrate again! Oh well, life is hard