Oh dear, have I officially gone mad! I think I'm in love with Chelsea's Special One...I wouldn't mind, but I'm a Man U fan...What the hell am I going to do?!

Oh, this sounds bad. I think you should convert to Orlando Bloomism asap!

Is it just out of sympathy?!

Quickly, find a poster/pic of a halk naked Ronaldo and stare at it itently...otherwise you risk turning to the dark side... sing with me 'there's only one Ronaldo' and follow with chorus of 'Fergie Wonderland'...

This is terrible...I thought it would have faded now, but alas it has not. Watched the Chelsea match last night and he was looking good! Thank god we're still 6 points ahead...

Don't tell Alan Rickman, but I've developed a bit of a crush on Jon Stewart recently

SixKitten: Yeah, can sort of see why...! Does anyone see where I'm coming from with the Jose thing? Anyone? Please?!

well my mum fancies him if that helps