the Giant Cabbage was so nervous they'd get caught he kept squirting out a little trail of brussel sprouts behind them...(sprout)

memories that he was once a Hare came flashing back

In the midst of all this commotion, the Professor who had also heard about the protests turned up in a flashy limo to cheer on the protesters who were now swarming inside the Parliament and creating chaos and disorder. A few minutes later, the VC managed to reach the Parliament as well with his rhubarb crumble which he had vowed to dump all over the Professor...

Just as he was about to enter parliament, he realised that the tray he was carrying was empty. He had left the crumble behind, still in the oven. Just at that moment a stern-looking woman with an iron handbag on her arm approached him , saying 'The crumble is not for burning!'

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"Oh no!" roared the VC, "the crumble' s the most important thing without which I won't get my revenge." With this, he jumped inside the Professor's limo and hurried back to his apartment while the Professor unaware of all this zealously accompanied his PhD students inside the Parliament screaming obscenities at the political parties...

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The political parties shocked at the unexpected intrusion started clamoring for the arrest of the intruders while tripping over the brussel sprouts but the Professor who had just spotted the giant cabbage quickly grabbed hold of it and threatened anyone who made an unwanted move that the giant cabbage would be shoved down their throats...Meanwhile, the VC was on his way back to the Parliament with the burnt rhubarb crumble due to which he was in a very foul mood while the journalists were having a field day in front of the Parliament delivering the news in exhilaration...

...that Parliament will be run by research students...

the giant cabbage squealed "lemme go!!!!"

The giant cabbage managed to jump out of the Professor's hands and on to the ground, and started rolling away.. The professor and some of his students started running after the cabbage...

and then the cabbage said "to hell with it, it's not worth it..." and stunned everyone...

By turning back into a hare, biting the VC's ear off and running out of the building.

If there was chaos before in the Parliament, it was nothing compared to the uproar caused by this new development. There was utter mayhem as the VC was shrieking his head off in pain while the PhD students oblivious to his pain were beating up all the members of the Parliament and driving them out. The Professor, meanwhile was determined not to let the hare escape and so he was attempting to make his way out, but the students kept thwarting his attempt by pushing him back in despite his desperate attempts. Meanwhile, the journalists had managed to enter the Parliament as well and were grabbing anyone they could lay their hands on in order to interview them and ask their opinion regarding this outburst and in the midst of all this, the Prince of Wales arrived on the scene and no sooner had he entered the Parliament than he was grabbed by the VC who mistook him for the Professor and dumped the crumble unceremoniously all over the Prince...

The Prince, on his latest ill-informed eco-rant tried to stop people chasing after the hare as it might be an endangered species, and even if it wasn't it's still good to look as if he's doing something....

Unfortunately no one paid heed to him as he didn't appear very inspirational and impressive with the burnt crumble all over his attire and so he abandoned his attempt to convince the people not to capture the hare and instead turned his attention to the VC as he was itching to strangle him for dumping the crumble over him while the Professor who had witnessed the scene was dancing around in glee and sticking his tongue out at the VC which was infuriating the latter to the brink of insanity...