So, as a substitute for 24 hours in a pub........I took a quiz to see how British I was. Not surprisingly, I am not. Not even Canadian! You Are 20% British Listen mate - you're definitely not British. Or Australian. Or Canadian even.
British culture is simply not your cup of tea. And you're obviously off your trolley!

If it just so happens that you live or come from Great Britain, you're still not British.
There's not really anything British about you. Do you even like football matches or beer?
http://www.blogthings.com/howbritishareyouquiz/

You Are 85% British

Are you British? Hell, you're more of a Brit than the Queen is!
You're truly the dog's bollocks... and you know that's not an insult.

So what if you're a slobbering drunk obsessed with football?
At least you always remember your manners

You Are 95% British

Are you British? Hell, you're more of a Brit than the Queen is!
You're truly the dog's bollocks... and you know that's not an insult.

So what if you're a slobbering drunk obsessed with football?
At least you always remember your manners

Only 50% British! Which is genetically true as well.

You Are 45% British

You're about as British as a half hearted Anglophile... in other words, a piss poor Brit.
If you are indeed from Britain, you probably consider yourself a European more than anything else.

If you're trying to pass for a Brit, you're going to have to try a little harder.
Go to a football match. Drink until you puke. And head in to work the next morning totally hungover.

---> Quite accurate, as I'm genetically half British but grew up abroad. On the other hand, in the cosmopolitan environment I live in, I frequently find myself being the most British person around. Which says more about the lacking Britishness of the people around me than about me, I suppose ;-)

I was 40%, although I am a Londoner! In true cultural theory fashion, I'm afraid I would have to question their definitions of Britishness...;-)

Congrats, mate. You're are probably British.
(If not, definitely Australian. Or Kiwi. Or Canadian.)

You enjoy most aspects of mainstream British culture, without being stereotypical about it.
You also have a typical British temperament. You wouldn't dream of being impolite.


Lived in London for such a short while still, was totally surprised!!

You Are 50% British

Congrats, mate. You're are probably British.
(If not, definitely Australian. Or Kiwi. Or Canadian.)

You enjoy most aspects of mainstream British culture, without being stereotypical about it.
You also have a typical British temperament. You wouldn't dream of being impolite.

But it can't be truuuuuuue! (goes off to have existential crisis). Canadian, forsooth!