I have the chance to appear on brainiacs, would this ruin my reputation as a credible scientist?!

its 10 angry women.

Careful, you might damage the protective dyke.

If you need any willing assistants (but ones that don't get blown up in caravans) then let us know!

I can probably get anyone in, my friend works for Sky, filming is in London on Thursdays

Fantastic, I'll bring my white coat.

I have it on good authority amongst my show biz contacts that Braniac is mostly filmed in the Sky car park.