Driving me mad

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My pet hamsters are keeping me up all night - I can't sleep with them in the room.

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I have got some gerbils for my new flat I hope they aren't gonna be too loud.

G

Get a pot plant. They are much quieter.

Or get a "pot" plant. And then you won't care.

G

Send them to me, i'll eat 'em, unless you are hungry?

G

Alex, move them to another room at night. My parrots fall off their perches in the middle of the night and all u can hear is a load of flapping...poor things.

G

You could be really mean and remove the wheel from the cage at night...have you considered ear plugs? [Are they Russian dwarf beasties or the Syrian type?]

G

Maybe you could fry them and make a meal.

G

oil their wheel, or keep them in the bathroom

G

doesn't it make your room smell....?

G

Eat them with your PhD

G

You should teach your hamsters to have a bit of respect. In my day they would have been run over by a steam roller and fed into a toaster, that'll learn 'em and no mistake.

G

They are Russian Dwarfs - you know, the ones that go as flat as pancakes when you take them outside. They are gorgeous and I love them to bits but they drive me mad. Yeh that wheel has got to go. They eat flies - my room had lots of flies in it and they catch them and eat them..especially the big juicy ones..very handy.

G

Should improve flavour of PhD - hmmm with extra hamster!

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