Depends on what's in the cupboard

small kittens forced to grow in glass jars

I will buy the kittens in the jar, yummy!!!

how much?

A TRAIN THIS COLOUR?

... a dozen sugar-plum faeries..

Look, we're getting sidetracked! This person still doesn't know their sofa-kitchen-hallway distance!

sue - thank god someone is concentrating on the task in hand!

Are you sure it's a sofa, and not a couch?

What is the stuffing density? Are we talking marshmallow or piece of wood here???? I predict there will be a proportionate correlation between the level of marshmallowness and the difficulty of moving the sofa/couch/settee/seat/chair

Geek

This is a very important ratio and the first person to crack it can have a stuffed cat's arm!!

Stu! How do you expect to get ESRC sponsorship for this project with that sort of attitude!!!

L - that cracked me up!!