http://education.guardian.co.uk/students/graduation/story/0,,1865971,00.html

Surely one for you DanB!

thats a really tough job.

BTW, has anyone ever used the Text to Speech option in Excel? It sounds just like Stephen Hawking.

He's pretentious as well....

From Kent, but talks with an American accent.





NB...sorry if either the content of the joke, or the fact I robbed it of Ricky Gervais offends anyone.

Hehe I love that bit on Ricky Gervais..

Come on Steven robot wars is on.. you like that

i am going to apply...as a joke. Itd be quite funny. I'd love to turn it down.

LOL @ turning it down

Yeah sorry Steve, but I was hoping for something a bit better...

You could ring up and say 'Oh Steven Hawkins.. I thought the job was with someone else.. Who is he?'

You could take the job and then say "my old boss was so much better than you".

take it and say 'Oh Stevie.. you really arent as good as people say you are.. I am disappointed'

Turn it down with "I really want a job that is going to challenge me".

so who will write me a reference then?!

And then in the interview you can say "Well, during my time studying cosmology at Belford..."

or 'Hey Steve have you heard about mooncups....'