"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

Priceless

I wonder if they'll have kids?

Not a piglet then?

Did you guys hear about the guy in Russia who asked permission from Putin to marry his cow?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=17371&in_page_id=2

A cockerel has an ASBO:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/5327684.stm

I also recall reading about a cockerel which used to attack the postman or any other passer by.

I think you'll find she's a goat!

How dare you!