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As I have exclusive licence on silly questions, I think it should come from me.

I found a loop-hole in the copyright of your idea and realised that we all can suggest topics to you. But in the end you can decide whether or not you'll publish it on next day's edition

Let's audition some questions. Stu would make a good Simon Cowell, you can be Sharon Osbourne. That leaves me to be Louie Walsh. I suppose that means I have to talk rubbish - perfect for me.

I can't answer, I can't answer that...

Louie, be nice to Chusms... (did I sound like Sharon?)

yes, but please don't throw a glass of water over me. Only DanB has cold showers (see food thread!).

sorry Chusms, I was actually going for the motherly approach. So I failed either way, I'll go back to my day job...

sylvester, I was thinking of keeping the splashing water number to a very dramatic moment.

Fine, but can you throw it over Stu Cowell instead?

Ok, if thats my role then here goes- 'that was the worst performance I have ever seen, your mum must be disgraced!!!'

'don't even think of answering me back you little f*** wit'

(I think that was a good blend of simon cowell and gordan ramsey)

feel free to throw the water over me, i'm very hot at the moment

I really liked it..

just imagine it in soft Irish accent.