Thesis sex!

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I've heard of one posgrad so infatuated with his work,
he regulary took his PhD thesis to bed!! So so sad!!

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it's when you wake up in the AM with an empty bottle of wine and two glasses, a burnt out candle and a 6 foot long DNA molecule in your bed. THat's when you know you're obsessed

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I always have sex with my thesis. Chapter 6 was particularly good last night. Thanks.

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I hope he used protection, paper cuts can be nasty!

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My thesis got me pregnant.

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You'll be carrying your baby around for a long time then!

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Thankfully most University regulations insist on the use of wipe-clean covers. Now I know why...

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Clara, I just let out the most dirty giggle reading that and everyone in my office turned and looked at me with a raised eyebrow... And after reading some of your other posts I think you are a bit of a naughty minx...

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Glad to see I amused you. I must apologise. I have a filthy mind...

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Thesis sex is just plain painful

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Redbull: if it hurts then you're obviously doing it all wrong! You're meant to roll it up first...

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What about the hard covers or are we just talking about drafts here?

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The hard ones can be more difficult owing to the sharp corners but they don't bend in the middle like the soft ones do. I guess it's a toss-up between pain and pleasure perhaps?

Why am I even posting on this thread?!

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Could someone explain the difference between thesis sex and the phd position?

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Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very very much....

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